yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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