bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You were trust falling into bushes
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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