Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Shame is for Republicans.
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