4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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