4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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