He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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