we have pet lesbian snakes
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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