My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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