Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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