Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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