Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it hurts more in the daytime
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
