i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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