I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
The ass gains better be worth it
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