I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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