Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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