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I think my vagina is haunted
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you inspire me to be a worse person
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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