I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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