ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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