What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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