D3 body, D1 cock
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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