hotel room ftw
I want to make a zoo with you.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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