I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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