She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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