Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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