So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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