Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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