I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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