I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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