omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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