drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Come on in and take your pants off
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