i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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