on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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