would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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