butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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