you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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