Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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