u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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