even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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