We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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