I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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