Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you win again, gameday.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There's always time for handjobs
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.