Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?