I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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