the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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