Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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