Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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