that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
