Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So apparently I’m into choking now
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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