Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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