make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
