He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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