i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test