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• (512): View more from Texas

  The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?

  (319): View more from Iowa

  Yes. For all mankind please do.

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• (805): View more from California

  Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.

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• (347): View more from New York

  So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.

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  Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.

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