Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Randomize