How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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