I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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