3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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