just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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