it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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