Your tits are I can't wait for
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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